Quote #14846
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #13202
No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.
Quote #12966
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #11188
Once a new technology rolls over you, if your’re not part of the steamroller,...
Quote #18101
I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...
Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #10613
We were so close to being one of the actual victems. It makes you...
Quote #75
I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the...
Quote #768
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
Quote #9419
Truth is what stands the test of experience.