Quote #11241
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #9764
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #2343
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quote #4628
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
Quote #12090
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #21133
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #19179
A week is a long time in politics.
Quote #6141
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
Quote #5232
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #12334
It’s counter to common sense, but common sense is only based on a very...