Quote #17041
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #10667
Honesty rare as a man without self-pity, kinders as large and plain as a...
Quote #18002
Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
Quote #2264
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #10663
Faith is the virtue of the storm, just as happiness is the virtue of...
Quote #5193
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #7164
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Quote #20844
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us
Quote #8892
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
Quote #17802
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he...