Quote #18705
It’s not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the...
Quote #9444
Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is the same for all.
Quote #20453
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #15757
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Quote #4445
I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
Quote #16801
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #13560
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #15530
Make no judgements where you have no compassion.
Quote #6435
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
Quote #10577
Dangers bring fears, and fears more dangers bring.