Quote #797
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #21418
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #15046
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #14914
And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth,...
Quote #14826
What’s really important in life Sitting on a beach Looking a television eight hours...
Quote #1917
The stream of thought flows on but most of its segments fall into the...
Quote #9214
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #14817
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where...
Quote #991
What a grand thing, to be loved What a grander thing still, to love
Quote #18440
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.