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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
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I’ve had enough success for two lifetimes, My success is talent put together with...
Quote #3761
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
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The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have.
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I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
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Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...