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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
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History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes.
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I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
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For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard…
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
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Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
Quote #18302
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.