Quote #3718
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
Quote #17627
Speech was given to the ordinary sort of men, whereby to communicate their mind...
Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #6113
Doubt of the reality of love ends by making us doubt everything.
Quote #19999
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #1663
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #3759
I have three treasures. Guard and keep them The first is deep love, The...
Quote #688
There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
Quote #2257
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into...
Quote #14597
There’s no I in TEAM.