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I’m never going to be a movie star. But then, in all probability, Liz...
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
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I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
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If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...
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I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have...
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Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
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And because I am happy and dance and sing, They think they have done...
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A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #8916
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.