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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
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Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy I don’t know and I...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #2020
We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
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The misery of a child is interesting to a mother, the misery of a...
Quote #11366
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’