Quote #6766
The way to become boring is to say everything.
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A man’s work is his dilemma his job is his bondage, but it also...
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #10504
Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
Quote #20963
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #11800
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Quote #10948
Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults and the...
Quote #1475
Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne, He travels fastest who travels alone.
Quote #15166
The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.
Quote #17908
Friendship is the allay of our sorrows, the ease of our passions, the discharge...