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It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to...
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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you the one...
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Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Beware of the man who won’t be bothered with details.
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...