Quote #7894
Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That’s why we want...
Quote #19995
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...
Quote #7696
I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #14880
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #3889
He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
Quote #18777
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #14171
The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require...
Quote #2718
For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act