Quote #8551
He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have...
Quote #11595
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
Quote #18916
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #14422
Hope, deceitful as it is, serves at least to lead us to the end...
Quote #2458
Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what...
Quote #5961
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has...
Quote #18753
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
Quote #1992
Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
Quote #18045
Oregano is the spice of life.