Quote #5652
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
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Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...
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If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at...
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There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding each other.
Quote #5400
The rest is silence.
Quote #4658
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
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Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
Quote #5997
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
Quote #19072
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.