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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #4682
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #8327
I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
Quote #8799
It’s useful that there should be Gods, so let’s believe there are.
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Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level...
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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We haven’t got the power to destroy the planet — or to save it....
Quote #20595
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...