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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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You add insult to injury.
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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Genius – To know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises...
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he...
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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To die is to go into the Collective Unconscious, to lose oneself in order...
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...