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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible...
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It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we...
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Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
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Come to the edgeHe said. They said We are afraid.Come to the edgeHe said....
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As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
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If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had...
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The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
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The proposition that the people are the best keepers of their own liberties is...
Quote #1457
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...