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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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Nothing is more unpleasant that a virtuous person with a mean mind.
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
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Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse...
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The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who...
Quote #11900
One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing that to...
Quote #2472
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #3663
When I was a child, my mother said to me, ‘If you become a...
Quote #10245
I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to...