Quote #7494
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #14779
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #134
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #6305
There is no such thing as justice–in or out of court.
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Ace In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to...
Quote #9606
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
Quote #20778
Ask yourself Have you been kind today Make kindness your daily modus operandi and...
Quote #18067
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.