Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #1908
Religion, whatever it is, is a man’s total reaction upon life.
Quote #18787
The plural of anecdote is data.
Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #8506
Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could...
Quote #8738
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...
Quote #19386
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #18400
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #14784
Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought...
Quote #10079
Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration...