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He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
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A finished person is a boring person.
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Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
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I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
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Big men become big by doing what they didn’t want to do when they...
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We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...