Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #12825
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Quote #2189
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
Quote #5359
True is it that we have seen better days.
Quote #10480
The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the...
Quote #12827
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Quote #11487
War is not nice.
Quote #6525
Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
Quote #18463
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
Quote #3500
It is a man’s own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him...