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While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
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Real generosity toward the future consists in giving all to what is present.
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That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.
Quote #21480
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Quote #20898
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #19112
In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #7055
The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover...
Quote #2080
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #16191
In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...