Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #6604
All that Communism needs to make it successful is someone to feed and clothe...
Quote #1334
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...
Quote #4776
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Quote #20249
If your treat an individual … as if he were what he ought to...
Quote #12159
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #466
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #17171
When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
Quote #4234
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #17471
There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...