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Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by...
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We see but dimly through the mists and vapors Amid these earthly damps What...
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men Do not pray...
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Success is a great deodorant.
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #14283
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.
Quote #20589
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.