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Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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Swindon What will history say Burgoyne History, sir, will tell lies as usual.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.
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When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
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Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...