Quote #18298
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #249
I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
Quote #16608
When two quarrel, both are to blame.
Quote #21544
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #12635
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
Quote #15551
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
Quote #7248
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
Quote #3273
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Quote #19699
The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Quote #16264
What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another