Quote #3125
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #18426
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #18519
In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.
Quote #15033
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
Quote #2952
Mediocrity can talk but it is for genius to observe.
Quote #12299
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #15252
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
Quote #13935
Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...
Quote #16091
A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...
Quote #4706
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...