Quote #20798
Tomorrow’s life is too late. Live today.
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #579
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
Quote #11619
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #12019
You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the...
Quote #21398
Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon...
Quote #19648
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #19240
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
Quote #1089
The end excuses any evil.
Quote #11026
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.