Quote #15482
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #11207
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be...
Quote #11269
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #10138
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor for even death...
Quote #7491
Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the...
Quote #6869
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely...
Quote #18005
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #1750
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Quote #3594
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #324
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.