Quote #8182
I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #6983
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #6456
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.
Quote #19481
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which...
Quote #10970
If being wealthy is taken to mean having the means to satisfy one’s every...
Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #314
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #11090
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Quote #19786
Bad mind, bad heart.