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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #21596
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #9611
Sympathy constitutes friendship but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing...
Quote #14411
The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #11907
The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
Quote #5139
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
Quote #6928
Don’t walk behind me I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me...
Quote #5803
It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to...
Quote #5682
Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort...