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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Gladys Bronwyn Stern

Quote #21407

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Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
Bertrand Russell

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This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Alec Bourne

Quote #11126

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It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be...
George Eliot

Quote #1041

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
T. Lehrer

Quote #15095

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Disclaimer If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not...
Leo Tolstoy

Quote #18058

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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Dan Quayle

Quote #21194

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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and...
Sanskrit Proverb

Quote #16747

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every...
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Quote #9568

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
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