Quote #17085
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #11388
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #3994
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #17298
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Quote #16409
Know the right moment.
Quote #18463
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
Quote #21127
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #12748
Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps...
Quote #3596
Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it,...
Quote #21646
I hate women because they always know where things are.