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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else...
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Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.