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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do...
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We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to...
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be...
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
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Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...
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Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.