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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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We go where our vision is.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
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All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
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The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that’s a...
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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I don’t think you have to teach people how to be human. I think...