Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #4534
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #13823
Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #8823
Petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of reality.
Quote #26490
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Quote #400
God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as...
Quote #22965
No life is so hard that you can’t make it easier by the way...