Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #449
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...
Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #12162
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #1479
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Quote #14029
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make...
Quote #26315
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
Quote #7527
There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
Quote #20711
Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.