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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They...
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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
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Men in no way approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good...
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Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
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People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...