Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #18367
It is not so difficult a task to plant new truths, as to root...
Quote #12069
You have seen how a man was made a slave; you shall see how...
Quote #29962
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #114
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference...
Quote #13581
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...
Quote #188
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #31285
When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me Plant thou...