Quote #12264
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they,...
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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,...
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #14038
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their...
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #9938
We are what we love, not what loves us.
Quote #19280
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
Quote #6146
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
Quote #28364
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards