Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #33214
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Quote #32937
The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will...
Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #14530
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #22910
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #16823
By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
Quote #6723
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #4744
Do not consider painful what is good for you.