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Men are confused. They’re conflicted. They want a woman who’s their intellectual equal, but...
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Patterning your life around other’s opinions is nothing more than slavery.
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
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When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured.
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There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...
Quote #3942
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Quote #22465
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...