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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a...
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This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know...
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The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.
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It should be a very happy marriage — they are both so much in...
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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
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After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the...
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...