Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #5084
Never underestimate your own ignorance.
Quote #27198
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
Quote #31540
Impossible situations can become possible miracles.
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #24983
Never answer a hypothetical question.
Quote #31318
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
Quote #3698
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #4194
Know the right moment.