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There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
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No question is ever settled until it is settled right.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
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If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves...