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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your...
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Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
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Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up,...
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I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
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Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
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The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...
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Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.