Quote #3559
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #34383
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #609
The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.
Quote #20857
I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart...
Quote #32419
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
Quote #23417
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #24440
The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
Quote #25049
Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #32676
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...